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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.