How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap*... I'll see myself to the door

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.