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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.