How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.