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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient.

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.