What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.