What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI