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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!