What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!