What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist.

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.