How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.