What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles