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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor