What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.