What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!