What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus