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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.