What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.