What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.