What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Chickpeas

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.