Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
My couch pulls outs
My couch pulls out.
They want to.
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Because he was cohabiting.
Because it was being driven by a woman
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
