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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!