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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow