What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences