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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.