What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.