What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead