What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.