What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.