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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now