Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity