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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.