Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks