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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.