Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.