What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.