How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.