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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.