How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern