How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.