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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...