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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.