How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.