How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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