How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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