How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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