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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry