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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty