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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What is the outside of a tree called?

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Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty