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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a horny lightbulb?

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Illumi Naughty Jokes More Illumi Naughty Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.