Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month.

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What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room