Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Illumi Naughty Jokes More Illumi Naughty Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.