Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.