Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

What's an "oying"?

This joke

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.