How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!