How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.