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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.