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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive