How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.