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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.