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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Obi Wan Jokes More Obi Wan Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Skywalker Jokes More Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read