What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...