What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.