What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)