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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...