What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.