How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!