How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.