How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What's a woman's favorite keyboard key?

Ctrl

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Ctrl + C

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.