How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What's a woman's favorite keyboard key?

Ctrl

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..