How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams