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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's