What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.