What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.