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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's