What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six