How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What did the bee call his military mission?

Operation pollination

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.