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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!