How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.