How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.