How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.