How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.