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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.