How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.