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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.