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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.