What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail