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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.