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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.