What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.