What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.