What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.