What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.