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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

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Because he was too inefficient.

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

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