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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.