Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.