Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.