Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.