Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.