Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.