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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.