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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)