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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)