Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.