Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.