Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Litterbug Jokes More Litterbug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.