Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
Caribou can't fly.
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Super Pickle!
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
It is usually still in the case.
30 because that's peasants work.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
One baby in ten trash cans.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
He didn't give a hoot!
A real hootenanny!
Check for bugs in your system.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.