Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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A Holly Davidson!

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He was a body-builder

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A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!