Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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