How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic