How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!