How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)