How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!