How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side..

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers?

They move in different circles.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.