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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Racecar Driver Jokes More Racecar Driver Jokes

Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers?

They move in different circles.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.