How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers?

They move in different circles.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.