How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers?

They move in different circles.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.