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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

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Because they cantaloupe!

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe