What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe