What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe