What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2