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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude