What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.