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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew