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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."