What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett