What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."