Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes