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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!