Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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He wanted to see time fly!

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He wanted to find a tight seal.

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They both love using the shredder.

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She probably gets royalties

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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He had a lot of aspirations.

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At least one group can grow a beard.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.