Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?

Your name

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.