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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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X Jokes More X Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars