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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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X Jokes More X Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What was it worth?

Two marks.