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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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X Jokes More X Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.