X marks the pot, matey.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
ARRRR Rated Movies!
They think, therefore they arrrr
A baked potato
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Because they're jahbless!
Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
He had to close a sail
Two marks.
Oh, hi Marks!
