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Because Y so serious
Permutations.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
They couldn't function together.
The function of u to the n
The X-Men
Smallpox
Semtex.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Student: She was my life.
X-Men.
X-Men
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Just one if it's Professor X.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
Karma?
An x-man.
They're not infallible
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Because X was always 10
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
X and V. There's a C between them.
X marks the pot, matey.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
This is my domain
They both have problems finding x.
Because he is an x-boxer
A X-pert
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Leaf me alone.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
Because he has gnocchi
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
By counting Kylereese.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Define "light bulb".
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Rate!!!
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
1%
They know how to tuck away junk.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"