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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What didn't you do?

My homework

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis