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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Because everyone was a goblin

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Two test tickles

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The function of u to the n

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OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Because they never have any sandwiches.

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The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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Nap-kin

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Because Russia was Stalin

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Because he is an x-boxer

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Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Ayyee essay, where are you going

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers