Cause Allies don't like axis powers
On crotches...
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Because X was always 10
X and V. There's a C between them.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Because Y so serious
A hole-y Cow!
Pop-tart.
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
Because Russia was Stalin
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Where you going essay!
It was x-axis
