Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

D Day Jokes More D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin