Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.