Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!