Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!