Y Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

C O R R E C T L Y Jokes More C O R R E C T L Y Jokes

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y