Y Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

C O R R E C T L Y Jokes More C O R R E C T L Y Jokes

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

90 Year Old Jokes More 90 Year Old Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.