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Y Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.