Y Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

What is the plural of manatee?

Menatee

X Jokes More X Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!