Y Jokes

This isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

Depends...

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.