What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y