Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!