Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross