No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
To avoid criticism and comparison.
A virgin.
Where's my tractor?
HeHe
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Hey.. you're looking fly
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
The Mexican border.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.
