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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

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What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.