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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.