Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.