Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.