Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit