Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.