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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.