Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet