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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet