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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.