Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet