Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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What do you call a will?

A dead giveaway

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.