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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.