Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

A dead giveaway

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.