Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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What do you call a will?

A dead giveaway

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro