What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.