What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.