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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.