What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.