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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.