What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.