Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

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What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!