Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.