Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.