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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!