Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.