Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there