What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.