Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.