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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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He thought they said internet camp

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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In Africa

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.