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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

De Jokes More De Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...