He was in de-Nile.
When the power goes off.
A power failure.
His pants had no ballroom.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
The pope died a virgin
Because everyone does that already.
The players all drowned in spring training.
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
He de-deuces.
De fishes
For the insurance money.
Because he was in Da-Nile
He was in The Nile
They're always in de Nile.
