Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

De Nile Jokes More De Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.