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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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They were boldly going where no man has gone before

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Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

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Offswitch.

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1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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De-calf

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile