He de-deuces.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because he was in de-Nile
Because they all live in de-Nile...
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-Nile.
De-calf
De fishes
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Bob
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Lou!
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
You better not try to start anything.
De place where de cowboys ride!
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Now, both have an oscar.
