De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

A Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What's the difference between racism and chinese?

Racism has many faces

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

7th Jokes More 7th Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo