De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.