De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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